![]() ![]() Phthalate Free: This product conforms to the Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act and is free of phthalates DEHP, DBP, and BBP.As a precaution, please wash any glasses, shot glasses, plates, utensils, et cetera before use. Certain ornately decorated glassware may also contain trace amounts of lead on the exterior. A Prop 65 warning does not necessarily mean that this product will expose you to such substances, just that certain materials which are unfit for consumption may be present from packaging and shipping. Proposition 65: California's Proposition 65 requires us to alert consumers to the possibility of exposure to cancer-causing chemicals.: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles tri.Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot! Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side! : One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like th.The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. They didn't have white onions because of the war. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. ![]() So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. : I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your p.īarney's Girlfriend: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink! Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo. : Man, that's classic compulsive behavior.Your little boy, Bart, could have been eaten by that pony! : I haven't been able to find a job in six years.And what training do you have?īarney: Five years of modern dance, six years of tap. : And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dime.īarney: I haven't been able to find a job in six years.Homer: What kind of catch phrase is that? Lisa: If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room. (Long pause, then everyone stares at Lisa) Homer: (slips as he leans on his elbow and breaks a lamp) D'oh! ![]() Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase. : Ned, since you've let me spend time with your family, I want you.Moe: (grabs Ned) If this gets out, the next words you say will be muffled by your own butt. Ned: Wait a second: you're the man at the hospital who reads to sick children. Moe: Hey, I don't want no one in here with their "evils of alcohol" rap. ![]() Homer: I'd like to introduce Ned Flanders, my best friend. Homer: Ned, since you've let me spend time with your family, I want you to get to know my family.
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